Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Hand Puppets

I have recently discovered the absolute satisfaction of hand puppets. Couple that with some beer and I am full blown entertained! Only the right kind of people can truly appreciate a hand puppet. My kinda people.
Take for example A-Liah Ballman. A true puppeteer! When she was not dramatically posing her hand puppet (one we have decidedly demed masculine due to her bone structure), she is captured in many a photographs gazing adoringaly at her puppet.
(Bottom left)
(Left center)

People do nor realize the versatility of these physical assets. They can order drinks, speak from your heart, sing songs, mimic bag-pipes, sound like Tarzan in the jungle... Like I have said the the entertainment is endless!

Many people may find this behavior obnoxious. In my opinion they are simply upset they are unable to let go of their 'social standards' and communicate in an alternative form. Is it 'acceptable' to walk around with a hand puppet? What about texting, twitter, blogging?

I say let your hand puppet dance!
March!
Smoke a cigarette!
But be careful, because if they have had too much fun they just might throw up Creamy Baily's!